You've Been Caught Stealing

Sorcery — {1}{R}

Choose one —
• Threaten the Merchant — Each creature blocks this turn if able.
• Bribe the Guards — You create a Treasure token for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Rarity: common

EDHREC rank: 13000